We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That’s my reason and I’m sticking to it.
A hearse is poor transportation for your first church visit.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
The only thing worse than training employees & losing them is not training them & keeping them.
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
We have dental floss for things hung in our teeth. I wish we had mental floss for things hung in our brain.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
When it comes to giving some people stop at nothing.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions