Husbands: if you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag!
Husbands, love you wives; Wives respect your husbands. That's the way I made you!
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Missionary found it ministering to the Indian tribe who massacred her husband. She wrote, 'Only in acceptance lies peace... not in resignation.' There's a big difference!